Vinnies' Truckstop Review

DRIVING INTO AMARILLO

2008-04-10T18:19:00.001-07:00

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Tornado weather, amarillo

2008-04-07T14:27:00.001-07:00

Hour & a half east of Ft. Stockton, hour & a half west of Junction. Staying in New Braunfels tonight. Memories, eh?

April in Paris (Texas)

New Braunfels- best truckstop food EVER! German\Texan sausage, broc&chs casserole, fresh grn beans with bacon & tomatoes, hominey... Hey, it's dinner at Aunt !
So, where's tube rental? Whaddaya mean you don't have my size? Winnie's!

I worry when i don't hear from you. Just a few words is all i need. Thx.

Bon appitite Vince!!!!

2008-03-24T13:14:00.001-07:00

"Best
chinese
buffet ever,
in Denver..."
(I guess Vince is in denver)

what??

2008-03-08T17:54:00.001-08:00

vince writes.

Truck entrance
 to dr evil's
underground lair

Let's eat!

2008-02-29T20:44:00.001-08:00

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Next time you're in Ely, Nevada, try the kung pao chicken at the Chinese joint that used to be a Pizza Hut. Don't eat the little red peppers. Trust me.
Breakfast buffet at the truckstop. Round 1.
American food is very efficient because you really only need one sauce!

Truckstop waitress, Coachella, CA

Come on, baby, you want it- you KNOW you want it... Canned Nacho Cheese: the hardcore porn of snacks

Vince writes:
There seems to be something wrong at the payroll department.
I make very little money already, and now they are deducting so much,
I can't afford to eat.
This is IT today.

ARCHIVE 1

2008-02-29T20:34:00.000-08:00

Back in the saddle,again!
january2,2008
Vince is on the road again after a holliday at the hospital..I hope he is eating heathy green salads at Dennys.....WITHOUT SALT!!!!!!.....AND COOL IT ON THE COFFEE!!!!!
Vince writes;
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Its a good old fashioned Dennys!
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french bar

november 11

The French Bar, somewhere just east of the Sierras, California. No dog...

DIRTY HANDS

november 4,2007

Rest Area hand drier. Instructions: 1. Press button. 2. Rub hands briskly under nozzle. 3. Wipe hands on pants.

TOMAHAWKS
november 1,2007
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Tomahawk Bar, Prewitt, New Mexico.

This is Scuba Steve. He's my new best friend. Found him at a rest area. He tells me things to do.
Sunset in america
october 30,2007
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Why people live in Arizona.
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What the hell is that?

october29,2007

You know you're having an encounter with the ghost of Rt 66 when you see crap like this. I-40, western Arizona.

Vince is 'tired'

october 28,2007

Ahh, back in fabulous Southern California!

Smoke
october26,2007
Message:

Well, never saw flames, but the air is so thick with smoke that I'm sick from 2 days breathing.this photo was taken at mid day on an otherwise cloudless day.
H E L L Y W O O D on fire!
October 24,2007
Vince:
Tonight or tomorrow, will descend into the fiery belly of the beast.
Since I was last there 2 days ago,wildfires have spread across the area.
Many thousands have been evacuated, and it's predicted the worst is yet to come.
Will try to send pics.

For more information,click on:
H E L L Y W O O D
Grand slam,wham,thank you 'mam!
october 23,2007
Name: Bad Girl
Company: N/A
Email:

Badgirlsneedspankins@woohoo.com
Phone: N/A
Question/comment: for Vince:

I have a question. If you are traveling around the western united
states and you happen upon a Denney's and you don't have any money and the
only way you could get a grand slam breakfast would be to have sex with
a 57 yr old ugly waitress with 2 teeth, my question is, "how hungry
are you?"

I can't speak for Vince,but he might agree that two teeth are too many-LET'S EAT!

VINCE SPEAKS:
Re-dennys: mmm... Just how ugly is she? Also, is coffee included?
Yes,Vince, the coffee is included plus as many re-fills you can stomach!
Fan mail
October 23,2007

Name: Miss Apple Pie
Company: N/A
Email: appliepie@eatme.com
Phone: N/A
Question/comment:
Do you and your brother like apple pie? If so, do
you like it cold, warm, and/or alamode?

One other question, I think Vince is really hot. Does he have a
girlfriend?

why..yes....a la mode
Arizona Dream
October 23,2007
photo by Gittings
What pretty eyes!
Is this Sharon Stone, or her lovely half sister?
Or could this possibly be Antoinette de la France?
Please let me know,Vince,I am looking for models!
Friendly comments!
october 21,2007
An interesting comment came to us from Phoenix arizona.

Name: Antoinette de la France
Company: N/A
Email: N/A
Phone: 800-DUMBASS
Question/comment: Are you and your brother fagots?

Fagots?
In england,'fag' means cigarette...So,I can only assume that our friendly reader in perhaps having trouble with a serious smoking habit and would like to quit.
In olden days 'fagot' meant a kind person eager to make friends.So, yes dear Antoinette(whose name is in fact,tony) in that sense,we are fagots.
Thanks again,Tony,
for this mind widening comment..
DUST STORM!
october 21,2007

Vince and I have stayed in a million roadside motels like this one since we were kids.The photos below explain why so many motels are called SANDS.
Vince took the photos below from his truck during a rather nasty dust storm.

Vince writes:

Dust storm at daybreak,
Sunday morning in fabulous Los Angeles.
Can't you just SMELL the glamour? Wait a damn minute, that's not glamour.
What the hell IS that smell?

Santa Ana winds. Fires are breaking out in Malibu and other places & spreading fast.
Glad I'm getting out this morning.

60 mph winds, trying to blow me over. Just one more reason California sucks in a truck.
J.C. TRUCKING
october 21,2007

Vince is spending time in Fort Stockton,Texas...Why? I have no idea. I believe it was where they filmed the twilite zone...tumble weeds and all.There used to be a swanky mexican food place there...
Truck in Van horn,texas
Vince entertains himself!
october 19,2007
Ain't much to do in Fort Stockton, texas eccept to eat good mexican food......and...
well...
photo by gittings
Message:
Tried to call from the crapper in Ft. Stockton... no answer.
Vince in Houston
october 17,2007
92 degrees and 75 percent humidity.
Bakersfield,california
october 15,2007

Message:
World's Biggest Thermometer, Baker,CA.
Hope it's not a rectal,
but it's California,
so maybe...

ON THE
ROAD,toad!

with
BIG
DADDY-RIGGER

And if you think that it is unprofessional to include a page about my brother, then I say to you a hearty.......... go to hell.
Everytime I tell my french amigos about my brother driving across america in a truck,they get all dreamy-eyed,thinking about route 66 and Jack Karoac..

My brother is cool,and I hope he sends more photos and text to publish here.

Vince drives a monstrosity like this
Vince watching tv in his truck
PROBLEMS ???
LOVE LOST? PROBLEMS AT WORK?
ASK PROFESSOR VINCE
(he does'nt really care,but he will make an effort)
FOR ANY PROBLEM WHATSOEVER,
CLICK ON VINCES' PROBLIMATIC FACE
BELOW

The idea of this page is to give my french amigos the true ketchup taste of america.

And nobody knows america better than

Vince-zilla.

Kim is showing you her taco!  (you should see her enchilada!)

Message:

SPAM: keeping the world safe for American Democracy... and American heart surgeons

2007-09-13T08:58:00.000-07:00

Vinnies' TRUCKSTOP REVIEW

TODAYS'HEADLINES
SEPTEMBER 12?2007

SEPTEMBER 18,2007

VINCE IN COLORADO

SEPTEMBER16,2007
VINCE/SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
BY SATILITE:
Kansas: 1. Looks the same @
nite, only darker 2. Looks
like ugly betty, only flatter.
3. No porn-just corn!
If God really is a comedian,
he sure has been sending me
some good ones! Being a
supreme being and all, his
timing is impeccable!

VINCE!WHO IS THIS?

SEPTEMBER 12?2007
STUCK IN KANSAS CITY
Dreaming of America? Well, here it is in all it's romantic glory! Vinces' truck broke down and he's hold up in the motel. Reporting by satalite he writes:
Todays adventure: staying at an empty holiday inn while my truck gets repaired.
DINNER RUSH AT HOLLIDAY INN.

___________________________________________________
SEPTEMBER 11,2007,VINCE WHATCHES FRENCH MOVIE IN HIS TRUCK!
French movie, in st louis. i feel so, so continental...Vince
(sorry for the short article;Vince is corrosponding from his mobile phone. Plus I was forced to edit most of it,otherwise,my french amigos would be offended.)

My brother can be a real jerk sometimes. He knows that I have not eaten a mexican dinner like this in many years. He sends me photos like this to torment me.
FOR GODS' SAKE! SEND MORE!!!

HIS

DESSERT

CADILAC RANCHWhere texans go to honor Caddilac, grand & ancient god of conspicuous consumption .Vince

this guy has nothing to do with any thing…I found this image in the cybercafe computer…
I suppose he has a hangover by now..

STUCK IN KANSAS CITY
Dreaming of America? Well, here it is in all it's romantic glory! Vinces' truck broke down and he's hold up in the motel. Reporting by satalite he writes:

Todays adventure: staying at an empty holiday inn while my truck gets repaired.

DINNER RUSH AT HOLLIDAY INN.

___________________________________________________
SEPTEMBER 11,2007,VINCE WHATCHES FRENCH MOVIE IN HIS TRUCK!
French movie, in st louis. i feel so, so continental...Vince
(sorry for the short article;Vince is corrosponding from his mobile phone. Plus I was forced to edit most of it,otherwise,my french amigos would be offended.)

Vinnies' Truckstop Review

DRIVING INTO AMARILLO

Bon appitite Vince!!!!

what??

Let's eat!

Vince writes:There seems to be something wrong at the payroll department.I make very little money already, and now they are deducting so much,I can't afford to eat.This is IT today.

ARCHIVE 1

Back in the saddle,again!

french bar

DIRTY HANDS

TOMAHAWKS

Sunset in america

What the hell is that?

Vince is 'tired'

Smoke

H E L L Y W O O D on fire!

Grand slam,wham,thank you 'mam!

Fan mail

Arizona Dream

Friendly comments!

DUST STORM!

J.C. TRUCKING

Vince entertains himself!

Vince in Houston

Bakersfield,california

The idea of this page is to give my french amigos the true ketchup taste of america. And nobody knows america better than Vince-zilla.Kim is showing you her taco! (you should see her enchilada!)Message:SPAM: keeping the world safe for American Democracy... and American heart surgeons

Vince writes:
There seems to be something wrong at the payroll department.
I make very little money already, and now they are deducting so much,
I can't afford to eat.
This is IT today.

The idea of this page is to give my french amigos the true ketchup taste of america.

And nobody knows america better than
Vince-zilla.
Kim is showing you her taco! (you should see her enchilada!)

Message:
SPAM: keeping the world safe for American Democracy... and American heart surgeons