Let's eat!

Message:

Next time you're in Ely, Nevada, try the kung pao chicken at the Chinese joint that used to be a Pizza Hut. Don't eat the little red peppers. Trust me.

Breakfast buffet at the truckstop. Round 1.

American food is very efficient because you really only need one sauce!



Truckstop waitress, Coachella, CA

Come on, baby, you want it- you KNOW you want it... Canned Nacho Cheese: the hardcore porn of snacks

Vince writes:

There seems to be something wrong at the payroll department.
I make very little money already, and now they are deducting so much,
I can't afford to eat.
This is IT today.

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  • Back in the saddle,again!

    january2,2008

    Vince is on the road again after a holliday at the hospital..I hope he is eating heathy green salads at Dennys.....WITHOUT SALT!!!!!!.....AND COOL IT ON THE COFFEE!!!!!

    Vince writes;

    Its a good old fashioned Dennys!



  • french bar

    november 11

    The French Bar, somewhere just east of the Sierras, California. No dog...

  • DIRTY HANDS

    november 4,2007


    Rest Area hand drier. Instructions: 1. Press button. 2. Rub hands briskly under nozzle. 3. Wipe hands on pants.

  • TOMAHAWKS

    november 1,2007

    Message:

    Tomahawk Bar, Prewitt, New Mexico.

    This is Scuba Steve. He's my new best friend. Found him at a rest area. He tells me things to do.

  • Sunset in america

    october 30,2007

    Why people live in Arizona.

  • What the hell is that?

    october29,2007

    You know you're having an encounter with the ghost of Rt 66 when you see crap like this. I-40, western Arizona.

  • Vince is 'tired'

    october 28,2007

    Ahh, back in fabulous Southern California!

  • Smoke

    october26,2007

    Message:

    Well, never saw flames, but the air is so thick with smoke that I'm sick from 2 days breathing.this photo was taken at mid day on an otherwise cloudless day.


  • H E L L Y W O O D on fire!

    October 24,2007

    Vince:

    Tonight or tomorrow, will descend into the fiery belly of the beast.

    Since I was last there 2 days ago,wildfires have spread across the area.

    Many thousands have been evacuated, and it's predicted the worst is yet to come.

    Will try to send pics.

    For more information,click on:

    H E L L Y W O O D

  • Grand slam,wham,thank you 'mam!

    october 23,2007

    Name: Bad Girl
    Company: N/A
    Email:

    Badgirlsneedspankins@woohoo.com
    Phone: N/A
    Question/comment: for Vince:

    I have a question. If you are traveling around the western united
    states and you happen upon a Denney's and you don't have any money and the
    only way you could get a grand slam breakfast would be to have sex with
    a 57 yr old ugly waitress with 2 teeth, my question is, "how hungry
    are you?"


    I can't speak for Vince,but he might agree that two teeth are too many-LET'S EAT!

    VINCE SPEAKS:

    Re-dennys: mmm... Just how ugly is she? Also, is coffee included?

    Yes,Vince, the coffee is included plus as many re-fills you can stomach!

  • Fan mail

    October 23,2007


    Name: Miss Apple Pie
    Company: N/A
    Email: appliepie@eatme.com
    Phone: N/A
    Question/comment:

    Do you and your brother like apple pie? If so, do
    you like it cold, warm, and/or alamode?

    One other question, I think Vince is really hot. Does he have a
    girlfriend?

    why..yes....a la mode

  • Arizona Dream

    October 23,2007

    photo by Gittings

    What pretty eyes!

    Is this Sharon Stone, or her lovely half sister?

    Or could this possibly be Antoinette de la France?

    Please let me know,Vince,I am looking for models!

  • Friendly comments!

    october 21,2007

    An interesting comment came to us from Phoenix arizona.


    Name: Antoinette de la France
    Company: N/A
    Email: N/A
    Phone: 800-DUMBASS
    Question/comment: Are you and your brother fagots?

    Fagots?

    In england,'fag' means cigarette...So,I can only assume that our friendly reader in perhaps having trouble with a serious smoking habit and would like to quit.

    In olden days 'fagot' meant a kind person eager to make friends.So, yes dear Antoinette(whose name is in fact,tony) in that sense,we are fagots.

    Thanks again,Tony,

    for this mind widening comment..

  • DUST STORM!

    october 21,2007

    Vince and I have stayed in a million roadside motels like this one since we were kids.The photos below explain why so many motels are called SANDS.

    Vince took the photos below from his truck during a rather nasty dust storm.


    Vince writes:


    Dust storm at daybreak,

    Sunday morning in fabulous Los Angeles.
    Can't you just SMELL the glamour? Wait a damn minute, that's not glamour.
    What the hell IS that smell?


    Santa Ana winds. Fires are breaking out in Malibu and other places & spreading fast.
    Glad I'm getting out this morning.


    60 mph winds, trying to blow me over. Just one more reason California sucks in a truck.

  • J.C. TRUCKING

    october 21,2007

    Vince is spending time in Fort Stockton,Texas...Why? I have no idea. I believe it was where they filmed the twilite zone...tumble weeds and all.There used to be a swanky mexican food place there...

    Truck in Van horn,texas



  • Vince entertains himself!

    october 19,2007

    Ain't much to do in Fort Stockton, texas eccept to eat good mexican food......and...

    well...

    photo by gittings

    Message:

    Tried to call from the crapper in Ft. Stockton... no answer.

  • Vince in Houston

    october 17,2007

    92 degrees and 75 percent humidity.




  • Bakersfield,california

    october 15,2007


    Message:

    World's Biggest Thermometer, Baker,CA.

    Hope it's not a rectal,

    but it's California,

    so maybe...

ON THE

ROAD,toad!

with

BIG

DADDY-RIGGER

And if you think that it is unprofessional to include a page about my brother, then I say to you a hearty.......... go to hell.

Everytime I tell my french amigos about my brother driving across america in a truck,they get all dreamy-eyed,thinking about route 66 and Jack Karoac..

My brother is cool,and I hope he sends more photos and text to publish here.

Vince drives a monstrosity like this

Vince watching tv in his truck

PROBLEMS ???

LOVE LOST? PROBLEMS AT WORK?

ASK PROFESSOR VINCE

(he does'nt really care,but he will make an effort)

FOR ANY PROBLEM WHATSOEVER,

CLICK ON VINCES' PROBLIMATIC FACE

BELOW

The idea of this page is to give my french amigos the true ketchup taste of america.

And nobody knows america better than

Vince-zilla.

Kim is showing you her taco!  (you should see her enchilada!)


Message:

SPAM: keeping the world safe for American Democracy... and American heart surgeons

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