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Hour & a half east of Ft. Stockton, hour & a half west of Junction. Staying in New Braunfels tonight. Memories, eh?
April in Paris (Texas)
New Braunfels- best truckstop food EVER! German\Texan sausage, broc&chs casserole, fresh grn beans with bacon & tomatoes, hominey... Hey, it's dinner at Aunt !
So, where's tube rental? Whaddaya mean you don't have my size? Winnie's!
I worry when i don't hear from you. Just a few words is all i need. Thx.
Let's eat!
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Next time you're in Ely, Nevada, try the kung pao chicken at the Chinese joint that used to be a Pizza Hut. Don't eat the little red peppers. Trust me.
Breakfast buffet at the truckstop. Round 1.
American food is very efficient because you really only need one sauce!
Truckstop waitress, Coachella, CA
Come on, baby, you want it- you KNOW you want it... Canned Nacho Cheese: the hardcore porn of snacks
Vince writes:
There seems to be something wrong at the payroll department.
I make very little money already, and now they are deducting so much,
I can't afford to eat.
This is IT today.
ARCHIVE 1
Back in the saddle,again!
january2,2008
Vince is on the road again after a holliday at the hospital..I hope he is eating heathy green salads at Dennys.....WITHOUT SALT!!!!!!.....AND COOL IT ON THE COFFEE!!!!!
Vince writes;
Its a good old fashioned Dennys!
french bar
november 11
The French Bar, somewhere just east of the Sierras, California. No dog...DIRTY HANDS
november 4,2007
Rest Area hand drier. Instructions: 1. Press button. 2. Rub hands briskly under nozzle. 3. Wipe hands on pants.
TOMAHAWKS
november 1,2007
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Tomahawk Bar, Prewitt, New Mexico.
This is Scuba Steve. He's my new best friend. Found him at a rest area. He tells me things to do.Sunset in america
october 30,2007
Why people live in Arizona.What the hell is that?
october29,2007
You know you're having an encounter with the ghost of Rt 66 when you see crap like this. I-40, western Arizona.Vince is 'tired'
october 28,2007
Ahh, back in fabulous Southern California!Smoke
october26,2007
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Well, never saw flames, but the air is so thick with smoke that I'm sick from 2 days breathing.this photo was taken at mid day on an otherwise cloudless day.H E L L Y W O O D on fire!
October 24,2007
Vince:
Tonight or tomorrow, will descend into the fiery belly of the beast.
Since I was last there 2 days ago,wildfires have spread across the area.
Many thousands have been evacuated, and it's predicted the worst is yet to come.
Will try to send pics.
For more information,click on:
Grand slam,wham,thank you 'mam!
october 23,2007
Name: Bad Girl
Company: N/A
Email:Badgirlsneedspankins@woohoo.com
Phone: N/A
Question/comment: for Vince:
I have a question. If you are traveling around the western united
states and you happen upon a Denney's and you don't have any money and the
only way you could get a grand slam breakfast would be to have sex with
a 57 yr old ugly waitress with 2 teeth, my question is, "how hungry
are you?"I can't speak for Vince,but he might agree that two teeth are too many-LET'S EAT!
VINCE SPEAKS:
Re-dennys: mmm... Just how ugly is she? Also, is coffee included?
Yes,Vince, the coffee is included plus as many re-fills you can stomach!
Fan mail
October 23,2007
Name: Miss Apple Pie
Company: N/A
Email: appliepie@eatme.com
Phone: N/A
Question/comment:Do you and your brother like apple pie? If so, do
you like it cold, warm, and/or alamode?
One other question, I think Vince is really hot. Does he have a
girlfriend?
why..yes....a la modeArizona Dream
October 23,2007
photo by Gittings
What pretty eyes!
Is this Sharon Stone, or her lovely half sister?
Or could this possibly be Antoinette de la France?
Please let me know,Vince,I am looking for models!
Friendly comments!
october 21,2007
An interesting comment came to us from Phoenix arizona.
Name: Antoinette de la France
Company: N/A
Email: N/A
Phone: 800-DUMBASS
Question/comment: Are you and your brother fagots?Fagots?
In england,'fag' means cigarette...So,I can only assume that our friendly reader in perhaps having trouble with a serious smoking habit and would like to quit.
In olden days 'fagot' meant a kind person eager to make friends.So, yes dear Antoinette(whose name is in fact,tony) in that sense,we are fagots.
Thanks again,Tony,
for this mind widening comment..
DUST STORM!
october 21,2007
Vince and I have stayed in a million roadside motels like this one since we were kids.The photos below explain why so many motels are called SANDS.
Vince took the photos below from his truck during a rather nasty dust storm.
Vince writes:
Dust storm at daybreak,Sunday morning in fabulous Los Angeles.
Can't you just SMELL the glamour? Wait a damn minute, that's not glamour.
What the hell IS that smell?
Santa Ana winds. Fires are breaking out in Malibu and other places & spreading fast.
Glad I'm getting out this morning.
60 mph winds, trying to blow me over. Just one more reason California sucks in a truck.
J.C. TRUCKING
october 21,2007
Vince is spending time in Fort Stockton,Texas...Why? I have no idea. I believe it was where they filmed the twilite zone...tumble weeds and all.There used to be a swanky mexican food place there...
Truck in Van horn,texas
Vince entertains himself!october 19,2007
Ain't much to do in Fort Stockton, texas eccept to eat good mexican food......and...
well...
photo by gittings
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Tried to call from the crapper in Ft. Stockton... no answer.Vince in Houston
october 17,2007
92 degrees and 75 percent humidity.Bakersfield,california
october 15,2007
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World's Biggest Thermometer, Baker,CA.
Hope it's not a rectal,
but it's California,
so maybe...
ON THE
ROAD,toad!
with
BIG
DADDY-RIGGER
And if you think that it is unprofessional to include a page about my brother, then I say to you a hearty.......... go to hell.
Everytime I tell my french amigos about my brother driving across america in a truck,they get all dreamy-eyed,thinking about route 66 and Jack Karoac..
My brother is cool,and I hope he sends more photos and text to publish here.
Vince drives a monstrosity like this
Vince watching tv in his truck
ASK PROFESSOR VINCE
(he does'nt really care,but he will make an effort)
FOR ANY PROBLEM WHATSOEVER,
CLICK ON VINCES' PROBLIMATIC FACE
BELOW
The idea of this page is to give my french amigos the true ketchup taste of america.
And nobody knows america better than
Vince-zilla.
Kim is showing you her taco! (you should see her enchilada!)
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